"UH, RELAX, DON'T DO IT FRANKIE," says Taz.
UH, What? Uh, OK, if that's what they do in the 21st century...
"Here goes! Try to say it with me as fast as you can! ready?! FRAN, FRANK, FRANNY, FEEBIE, FRANDISCO DANK, FRANCISCO CREEPY, (Alright, alright...FranSisco with an "S!") Boy, I'd hate to be the one responsible for your headstone!"
Singer Taz is always on, 24/7.
Taz is always turned on, like an all night Back to the Future Marathon on TBS, However, the boys have a strategy. Armed with an invisible remote control to turn him off, flicking thumbs in his face; They reassure Taz that it's there, he just can't see it; We'll keep you posted.
Passion Roxx believe in sticking to strict moral codes; because morals are extremely important to them, they have two, and firmly stand by both.
1. When driving, only break one law at a time.
2. Always on hand, at least one large can of Aqua Net Extra Super Hold in the pink can. A flame throwing necessity before sleeping in the beds occupied by the Hodgie Inns of America and the Buster B. Body Crab Memorial Speedway! AND, I might add, it was all exclusively furnished by the music venue!
Oh yeah...another thing. "TAZ! "SHUT UP BEFORE YOU GET US all KILLED!"
Ever wonder why Passion Roxx is so funny? I didn't think so. Nevertheless, it's because of the fact that we stand by truths and not facts, er, uh, fact is stronger than fiction...rather, STRANGER. Don't take my word for it, scroll down a bit and listen in on the newest episode of Roadies n Rockstars!